1. Never bathe with a snake.
2. Never hit on a snail.
3. Never knit in the dark.
4. Never play dodgeball with an emu.
5. Never sing to a man with big ears.
6. Never stand near a cliff with guy named pushy.
7. Never take candy from a porpus.
8. Never share an icecream with a platopus.
9. Never shave a cowboy's ears.
10. Never listen to a crazy person's advice.